Scumbag 1

Scumbag 1 – The fate of the world rests in the hands of the worst person on it! This is the story of Ernie Ray Clementine, a profane, illiterate, drug-addicted biker with a fifth-grade education who accidentally received a power-imbuing serum making him the world’s most powerful super spy. He is a relic of a bygone era, the living embodiment of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, so this doesn’t make things easy for the spy organization that needs his help as they bribe, cajole, and manipulate him to choose between his own self-interests and doing what’s right.

A deliberate middle finger to the suffocating political correctness.

He’s a relic of a bygone era, the living embodiment of the suffocated spirit of sex, drugs and rock and roll. That’s him right over there, the one and only Ernie Ray Clementine.

Ernie’s a profane, illiterate, drug-addicted ne’er-do-well with a fifth-grade education.

And the only thing standing between us and total armageddon.